The 12 Pains of Christmas
Bob Rivers
Parody of the 12 Days of Christmas
The first thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
is finding a Christmas tree
The second thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
"Ringing up the lights"
and finding a Christmas tree.
The third thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
"Hangovers"
"Ringing up the lights"
and finding a Christmas tree.
The fourth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
"Sending Christmas cards"
"Hangovers"
"Ringing up the lights"
and finding a Christmas tree
The fifth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
Five months of bills,
"Sending Christmas cards"
"Hangovers"
"Ringing up the lights"
and finding a Christmas tree.
The sixth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
"Facing my in-laws"
Five months of bills,
"Sending Christmas cards"
"Hangovers"
"Ringing up these lights!"
and finding a Christmas tree.
The seventh thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
"the Still Bejin Aunning"
"Facing my in-laws"
Five months of Bills!
"Sending Christmas cards"
"Oh, Geez"
"IM TRYING TO RING UP THESE LIGHTS!"
and finding a Christmas tree.
The eighth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
"I want a Transformer for CHRISTMAS"
"Charities?
Whaddya mean your in-laws?"
Five months of bills,
"Making all these cards"
"Aw, please, gimme a beer, huh?"
"WHAT, WE HAVE NO EXTENSION CORDS!?!"
and finding a Christmas tree.
The ninth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
"Finding parking spaces"
"Dadddy, I wanthhome CANDY!"
"DONATIONS?"
"Facing my in-laws"
Five months of bills,
"Sending all these cards"
"Hangovers"
"NOW WHY THE @(#% ARE THEY BLINKING?"
and finding a Christmas tree.
The tenth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
"Batteries not included"
"No parking spaces"
"BUY me sometin'"
"Get a job, you bums!!"
"Uh, er, facing my in-laws"
Five months of bills,
"Yo ho, sending Christmas cards"
"Ah geez, look at this"
"ONE LIGHT GOES OUT, THEY ALL GO OUT!!!"
and finding a Christmas tree.
The eleventh thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
"STILL TV SPECIALS"
"Batteries not included"
"No parking spaces"
"Mamaigoago Baffoom!"
"CHARITIES!"
"She's a witch, I hate her"
Five months of bills,
"I don't even know half these people"
"Who's got the toilet paper, huh?"
"GET A FLASHLIGHT, I BLEW A FUSE!!!"
and finding a Christmas tree.
The twelfth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
"Singing christmas carols"
"STILL TV SPECIALS"
"Batteries not included"
"NO PARKING!?!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Charities!!"
"Gotta make em' dinner"
Five months of bills,
"I'm not sending these, Mr. Ester"
"SHUT UP, YOU"
"FINE, YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU HANG UP THE LIGHTS!!!"
and finding a Christmas tree.
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